the wish game

It goes like this 1 person says a wish and the other person messes it up.
Example:

user 1: I wish i was rich

user 2: Wish granted, but the dollars gave you a million paper cuts. I wish I had a donkey

user 3: Wish granted, but it stepped on you! I wish i had some bacon

And so on.

OK ill start


I wish there was a way i could be happier

wish granted but your mom died
i wish i was sad

wish granted but then your annoying sister died and you where happy(im just joking)
I wish I had a pepsi

wish granted but the person who gave it to u shook it up
i wish i had a almost empty sprite

wish granted but it was so empty that you lost it
I wish I was superman

wish granted but you lost your powers while you were flying over a fire
i wish i had more wishes

wish granted but then you wished to be sick and you died
I wish I was wonderwoman(not really but I have no more wish)

wish granted but you lost your powers while you were flying over a fire
i wish i was invincible

wish granted but you lost your power while you where figthing a monster truck
I wish i was invisible

wish granted but you lost your powers when u were naked in the middle of new york city
i wish i was spider man and never lost my powers

wish granted but then I came with a super bug spray and it killed you
I wish i was awsome

wish granted but you spelled awesome wrong
i wish i was cool

Wish granted but you turned out to be more cooler than anybody else so in the end they started hating you so you became uncool again.
I wish I didn't have to do my SAT's this week(I done them all except for Maths Paper B and I think I did rubbish)!

wish granted but you never learned the stuff that you would by taking the SAT's so u didnt get a job

i wish i knew how to be Admin


~Admin

wish granted but then you became crazy and lost the name of your site
i wish I was Iron man

lol but i bookmarked it
wish granted but u looked funny and lost all your friends!
i wish i was a turtle

wish granted but then a big bird took you and made you fall of the sky
I wish I wasn,t sick

wish granted but you became sick again
i wish i was another turtle

wish granted but then you where so slow that you died before you saw you turtle wife
I wish my sister had school

wish granted but it was only a half day!
i wish i didnt have school today

wish granted but then your mom said that you would play a game and you needed to do all of what your sister wanted
I wish I was going see a movie

Wish granted but u were made all out of iron so u couldn't move or breathe so u died.
I wish the tv Pokemon Diamond and Pearl would have more episodes.

wish granted but there was so much that you didnt have time for all of them and you missed all the new ones
i wish i was a flower!

Wish granted but a little girl came and picked you so she could give you to her mum so she would feel happier.
I wish more people joined this forum.

wish granted but someone you dont like came and you got so mad you started swearing and got banned
i wish that everyone i invited to this forum actually came